Let's give this another try, shall we?

Hello internet. I realize that I have not posted anything since May, but I am going to put some serious effort in trying to revitalize this pathetic sham of a blog. I could go on and on making excuses why I haven't been keeping up with my blog (like how my summer was really, extremely busy, which it was by the way) but I say, fuck it. I am going to start anew, phoenix rising out of the ashes and all that clichéd shit. As it is almost 1 in the morning, I am going to have to end this post here. But do not fret children, I WILL post tomorrow and the next day and the next day etc., until I become filthy rich and no longer feel the need to share my experiences and thoughts with the shambling masses of the world wide web.

Until next time.

Eli